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1 You're Next on 5th September 2013, 1:21 am

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So I saw You're Next the other night. I don't really plan on writing out a huge review of it, so I'll make it quick. Basically I can just say it was a cool movie.

From the title of the movie and the trailers, however, you'd think it'd be a movie following a string of crime and home invasive murders across a neighborhood or something like that but it really wasn't at all. It was pretty lame in the story factor and the opening sequence made no sense and wasn't explained.

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Basically this retired rich couple move in to a new home, but their children all conspired to have their parents murdered by this group of people wearing masks in order to claim inheritance.

So basically it was one fucking attack. There was an attack in the opening sequence but it was never explained who the people were and why they and their home were targeted.

The title of the film and the previews suggest that this is gonna be some cryptic fucking story about these people who randomly see "You're next" written on their doors and shit. But you only see that like one time in the random ass opening sequence.


Don't get me wrong, it was a cool fucking movie and the deaths were pretty creative and fucking brutal, but the storyline was a bit predictable in the midst of the film and overall wasn't too entirely exciting.

4/10

Just seemed like a bunch of re-used ideas smashed together with some animal masks.


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2 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 7:51 am

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LittleLuckyLink wrote:it was a cool movie
LittleLuckyLink wrote:4/10
so basically it'll be forgotten about immediately lmao


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3 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 11:14 am

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I hadn't even heard of this movie till you made a thread about it.


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4 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 2:21 pm

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Yeah pretty much just forgotten about forever


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5 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 2:45 pm

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I saw the commercial like 10 times and still forgot about it until this came along lmfao


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6 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 5:01 pm

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I understand you so well, i'm sick of re-used ideas too, they're too predictable, nothing will be a surprise.

7 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 6:19 pm

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Dorotha Bird wrote:I understand you so well, i'm sick of re-used ideas too, they're too predictable, nothing will be a surprise.
i like to wipe myself before leaving the toilet because it makes my ass clean, wiping tales the filth from my ass away, so when i do get up; my ass is clean.


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8 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 6:53 pm

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You aren't funny.

9 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 7:06 pm

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Dorotha Bird wrote:You aren't funny.
that's what i call irony Smug motherfucker 

10 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 7:08 pm

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DoctorGordon wrote:that's what i call irony Smug motherfucker 
That's what I call double irony.

11 Re: You're Next on 6th September 2013, 7:17 pm

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Dorotha Bird wrote:That's what I call double irony.

12 Re: You're Next on 7th September 2013, 4:58 am

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well then


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13 Re: You're Next on 7th September 2013, 5:32 am

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masks


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